Tomorrow will be a better day. Twist to open. Enter at your own risk. May be too intense for some viewers. Contents under pressure. Read your owner’s manual thoroughly. Before starting be sure everyone is in the clear. Yield to oncoming traffic. Look for inner quality seal. Toll free. Use only as directed. No added preservatives. Sanitised for your protection. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error, or failure to perform. Please recycle. No u-turns. Beware of dog. Cigarette smoke contains carbon monoxide. A parent or legal guardian must accompany children under the age of 17. Ladies drink free. Support the troops. Do not puncture, incinerate (burn) or cut container. No cholesterol. Selection may vary. Price does not include shipping and handling. This side up. Ingredients are non-flammable and non-toxic, but may permanently stain clothing or furniture. Do not write in this space. Wrong way. Look at what you’re doing to me. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Parts not affecting the outcome of this program have been edited out. As seen on TV. 100% recyclable. Do not list relatives, present or former employers. Includes small parts. Enlarged to show texture. Objects in mirror may appear to be closer than they actually are. No way out. Must be this tall to get on ride. No animals were harmed in the filming of this movie. All models over 18 years of age. Product not tested on animals. Fat free. No pain, no gain. Speed enforced by radar. Locals free before midnight. Do not use if imprinted shrink band is missing or broken. Right lane must turn right. An eye for an eye. Place stamp here. Stop use and consult a physician if the condition persists or gets worse. No pets allowed. This product contains natural rubber latex which may cause allergic reactions. For external use only. Please place your chair in a fully upright position. All rights reserved. See packaging for terms and conditions. No MSG. Limited time offer. Void where prohibited. Just say no. Trespassers will be prosecuted. Smoking by pregnant women may result in fetal injury, premature birth, and low birth weight. No solicitors. Employees only. Money can’t buy happiness. Do not expose to direct sunlight. Contents may have settled during shipping and handling. Must tip 15% percent. Listen carefully. For adult use only. Not authorised for sale or rental outside the U.S.A. and Canada. At participating locations only. Please complete all requested information. It always burns worse when you’re awake. No refills. Return to sender. Offer subject to change without notice. Men at work. Door must remain unlocked during business ours. Call now to insure prompt delivery. Keep off the grass. Post office will not deliver without postage. Non-lubricated. Flash photography and recording devices are strictly prohibited. Does not contain fluorocarbons. Laughter is the best medicine. 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Based on a true story. Operators are standing by. Do not disturb. No preservatives. Prices subject to change. This is not here. See store manager for further details. Application is not considered an official contact for employment. Choking hazard. Silence is golden. Not labeled for individual sale. If you’d like to make a call, please hang up and dial again. Subject to availability. Do not use near fire, flame or pilot light. May contain cheese. Wet paint. No substitutions. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer. Please wait to be seated. Dispose of according to state and local government regulations. You have the right to remain silent. Sorry, no C.O.D.s. This space available. An equal opportunity employer. Trick or treat. Dolphin-safe. No loitering. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Keep away from fire or flame. Product specifications subject to change. One coupon per person. Non-sticky. 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