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Tomorrow will be a better day. Twist to open. Enter at your own risk. May be too intense for some viewers. Contents under pressure. Read your owner’s manual thoroughly. Before starting be sure everyone is in the clear. Yield to oncoming traffic. Look for inner quality seal. Toll free. Use only as directed. No added preservatives. Sanitised for your protection. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error, or failure to perform. Please recycle. No u-turns. Beware of dog. Cigarette smoke contains carbon monoxide. A parent or legal guardian must accompany children under the age of 17. Ladies drink free. Support the troops. Do not puncture, incinerate (burn) or cut container. No cholesterol. Selection may vary. Price does not include shipping and handling. This side up. Ingredients are non-flammable and non-toxic, but may permanently stain clothing or furniture. Do not write in this space. Wrong way. Look at what you’re doing to me. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Parts not affecting the outcome of this program have been edited out. As seen on TV. 100% recyclable. Do not list relatives, present or former employers. Includes small parts. Enlarged to show texture. Objects in mirror may appear to be closer than they actually are. No way out. Must be this tall to get on ride. No animals were harmed in the filming of this movie. All models over 18 years of age. Product not tested on animals. Fat free. No pain, no gain. Speed enforced by radar. Locals free before midnight. Do not use if imprinted shrink band is missing or broken. Right lane must turn right. An eye for an eye. Place stamp here. Stop use and consult a physician if the condition persists or gets worse. No pets allowed. This product contains natural rubber latex which may cause allergic reactions. For external use only. Please place your chair in a fully upright position. All rights reserved. See packaging for terms and conditions. No MSG. Limited time offer. Void where prohibited. Just say no. Trespassers will be prosecuted. Smoking by pregnant women may result in fetal injury, premature birth, and low birth weight. No solicitors. Employees only. Money can’t buy happiness. Do not expose to direct sunlight. Contents may have settled during shipping and handling. Must tip 15% percent. Listen carefully. For adult use only. Not authorised for sale or rental outside the U.S.A. and Canada. At participating locations only. Please complete all requested information. It always burns worse when you’re awake. No refills. Return to sender. Offer subject to change without notice. Men at work. Door must remain unlocked during business ours. Call now to insure prompt delivery. Keep off the grass. Post office will not deliver without postage. Non-lubricated. Flash photography and recording devices are strictly prohibited. Does not contain fluorocarbons. Laughter is the best medicine. Biodegradable. Watch your step. No lifeguard on duty. Increase cook times for high altitudes. Do not take with alcohol or non-prescription drugs. Not intended for internal use. Use in well-ventilated area. Some equipment shown is optional. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Coming soon. All employees must wash hands. Non-transferable. Watch me pull this rabbit out of my hat. For official use only. This package is sold by weight, not by volume. Do not use if you are allergic to any of the ingredients. No vacancy. I can’t sleep. Dress code strictly enforced. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Store in a cool, dry place. Keep out of reach of children. Batteries not included. Must be 21 or older. Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. This is a sign. No turn on red. One drink minimum. Road closed. Price does not include taxes. Treat others as you wish to be treated. No artificial hormones or preservatives. For prompt delivery, place orders in advance. Do not block intersection. Unauthorised reproduction of this recording is prohibited by federal law and subject to criminal prosecution. Judge not lest ye be judged. No purchase necessary. Exact change only. Private property. Avoid contact with eyes and skin. Face the music. Simulated picture. This item not marked for resale. Do not fold, spindle or mutilate. Some Assembly Required. Use ink and print clearly. The truth shall set you free. Wheelchair accessible. Not a through street. Buy one, get one free. Individual results may vary. See label for further instructions. No part of this book may be reproduced without written permission from the publishers. Post in conspicuous place. Special events excluded. Alcohol-free. Do not place in garbage compactor. Do not touch. We guarantee your full satisfaction or we will replace or refund your purchase. No smoking or vaping. The Lord works in mysterious ways. Road construction ahead. Based on a true story. Operators are standing by. Do not disturb. No preservatives. Prices subject to change. This is not here. See store manager for further details. Application is not considered an official contact for employment. Choking hazard. Silence is golden. Not labeled for individual sale. If you’d like to make a call, please hang up and dial again. Subject to availability. Do not use near fire, flame or pilot light. May contain cheese. Wet paint. No substitutions. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer. Please wait to be seated. Dispose of according to state and local government regulations. You have the right to remain silent. Sorry, no C.O.D.s. This space available. An equal opportunity employer. Trick or treat. Dolphin-safe. No loitering. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Keep away from fire or flame. Product specifications subject to change. One coupon per person. Non-sticky. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. Do not feed the animals. Satisfaction guaranteed. Not recommended for children. For recreational use only. We do not share your information with anyone. Consideration for employment is based solely on merit. May cause drowsiness. Some things are better left unsaid. No other warranty expressed or implied. Driver does not carry cash. Photo ID will be necessary for admittance. Shake well before each use. Additional funding is provided by public television viewers. Refrigerate after opening. Turn off engine. No parking. You may already be a winner. In case of emergency, break glass. This product is not untended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent disease. You always hurt the ones you love. While supplies last. Send in the clowns. One size fits all. Pedestrians have right of way. This isn’t what I had in mind. You must be present to claim prize. There is no Santa Claus. Do not drink or ingest contents. Times approximate. Wait for attendant. Best when purchased by date shown. No trespassing. Employees and their families are not eligible. The end is near. Please allow 8 weeks for delivery. When writing to us, please include product code. Apply only to affected area. Do not write below this line. Slippery when wet. No shirt, no shoes, no service. All good things must come to an end. The stories, characters, and incidents mentioned are entirely fictional. It’s never too late to say you’re sorry. Actual value is 1/100th of $0.01. Not valid with any other offer. Reduce speed ahead. To close, insert tab here. All above items are served with your choice of french fries, baked potato, or coleslaw. Prepare to stop. We welcome any questions or comments you may have. Failure to follow these warnings could result in serious consequences. You are a valued customer. Tomorrow never comes.